Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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