What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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