there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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