For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize