All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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