I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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