I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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