i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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