escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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