Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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