And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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