i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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