i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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