Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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