I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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