Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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