I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
