Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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