so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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