Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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