I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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