I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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