Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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