I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We are all done wearing pants today
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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