i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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