i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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