You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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