Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I have feelings that need drinking.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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