Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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