make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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