Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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