haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
this beer tastes like vomit already
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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