I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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