Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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