I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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