I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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