Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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