real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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