yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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