the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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