My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I think I am morally bankrupt
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
