Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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