What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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