gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
