NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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