some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I forget how to act sober
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