Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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