: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I want her autograph on my taint
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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