It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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