nut hugger
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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