Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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