this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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