is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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