I wish I could punch you in the face.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
third nipple confirmed
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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