don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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