She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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